It was an even bigger shock when Ms Perfect Breasts jumped out of bed displaying an even more perfect, if extravagantly oversized, morning-wood penis ...nd a rather pendulous shaven ball sack dangling below. Jacques Bertrand almost had a heart attack when he awoke to April’s scream, while at the same time April had a near fainting spell. She recovered sufficiently to throw the bag of presents she was carrying at her husband’s head. He jumped naked out of the bed to embrace her and she kicked him. I was ten minutes into the drink when I heard my name, "Lucy?" I thought that was you. When did you get back?" the man who had once shared my bed asked."Jeff, I'm a little surprised to see you out so late on a weeknight," I said."I know, I have a witness I needed to entertain," he said. "Please come join us." No thanks Jeff, I don't entertain your witnesses anymore. That was the old me," I said."Oh come on, I want to hear how you shot that gang banger in Texas." Another time," I said."So what. FIL asked ,“Manju ,how you could quote your rates so easily ….?”“I told you, I know few randis very intimately and some of them have such variables rates but off course much lower ..”I smiled & added “ I do not want to become a randi for public so I quoted such high rates and you people only said how much my body deserve. I know , no one would pay that much for an matured lady , mother of two grown up child ..” I pulled his hand on my breast and said that I would love to have occasional sex. As there were no laws enforced against begging in the fair land, the king's daughter, her hand holding out her crown inverted, and sympathetic passers-by dropped enough money into the crown to permit Alanis to buy the donuts and beer that made life -- just barely -- worth living without Mary Jane. The government, taking pity on her, gave her a seeing-eye dog, whose doleful look allowed her to double her revenues as a blind beggar, allowing her to switch from beer to ... SHERRY!Big Sue groaned.