And it looks like one of our friends is pregnant," Sarah sighs, makingBeverly pause."Do you know who?" Beverly asks quietly."It's not me," Sarah sighs... "And obviously not Nikki either!" Well, no, obviously," Beverly says. "How do you know?" ...Not important," Sarah says."Well, just try to relax for the rest of the night," Beverly advises."You've got a long week and a lot of work to do, make sure you're restedfor it!" Will do," I say with a smile."Same here," Sarah sighs.Sarah and I opt for an. Still want to do this?” I nodded again, and he smiled wryly. For some reason, I wasn’t feeling so confident anymore, but I followed him back up the stairs to his penthouse apartment. It was a nice place, and clearly a bachelor pad. A big screen TV, clean kitchen counters, and a big leather sofa in the main room greeted me. He smiled again and offered me a beer. I took the cold can of beer and popped the top as we both sat down on the couch. “Do you do this much?” he asked. Nope, I shook my. ”At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, “Well, I’ll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!”The nurse fainted ... I just smiled.DON’T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!Chinese Sex... While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple. Dein Name ist Rainer Klötzer, du bist 36 Jahre alt und wohnst in der Birkenstrasse 33, im zweiten Stock. Du bist gelernter CNC-Dreher und arbeitest seit etwas über zwei Jahren bei Firma Kunkelmann.Du hast einen Dackel der gestern den Glücksbambus von Jennifer angeknabbert hat was mit dazu führte das du dich heute Morgen ernsthaft mit ihr verkracht hast. Dabei ging die linke Glasscheibe der alten Wohnzimmertür in Jennifers Wohnung zu Bruch als sie eine Eiffelturm-Miniatur nach dir geworfen hat..