I’ve done some awful things in my time but tie up my foe and force them to listen to my problems? I have to commend you on your knack of evil. Secon...ly, you sicken me. I cannot perceive of a woman who could stand to be in a room with you for two minutes before turning to a life of crime just to spite you, let alone two. Not only two, but two gorgeous women, or so you claim. Lastly, although I may be a villain, as you have so kindly branded me, I am a gentleman and a man of honor and would never. "Whatever floats your boat."We talked about the hours. We talked about waiting tables. We talkedabout gay people. We seemed to get along fine. He was loose and easy; Iwas grateful to have the possibility of a paycheck.Then he said this: "So, Steve. What size dress do you wear?"What? WHAT? Dress? No one said anything about a dress." Steve, the job we have is for a waitress. We get a lot oftransgendered people in here. So our wait staff wears dresses asuniforms. Maid's dresses, to be honest. You. I was only gone a few minutes but, of course, in that time you’d come in and Connie had slipped in your office ahead of me, the little slyboots. I couldn’t think why she would want to see you or what you could be talking about for so long: I was so frustrated that I wanted to scream or start smashing the furniture. I’d never ever felt that way in my life before. I thought I must be going mad.’ ‘Maybe you were,’ I replied gloomily. ‘Well,’ she smiled consolingly, ‘if I was, it’s not a madness. After several minutes of playing tongue hockey, we sat back in our respective seats to catch our breath. We were both wondering what just happened and what was to come next. This was the first time either of us had acted outside of our marriage. We were both obviously very turned on, but we weren’t sure if we wanted to take that next step. And if we did, we sure didn’t want it to be in the back of a car. Short of getting a hotel room, we didn’t’ have anywhere private to be alone. So I finally.