In no time, you will feel better.”In what seemed like only seconds, Jeff was left alone in the kitchen. A few minutes later, as he was checking out ...hat was on the table, Arlene returned to the kitchen. “Darn it, Dad. I told you to make her walk funny, not break her.”Jeff started to say something in his defense when he noticed the smirk on Arlene’s face. “You know I was gentle with her, don’t you?”“Yeah, Dad. We know. I just had to get a rise out of you. But what happened? Why is she so sore? I. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to it.Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an amazing person. Her name was “Information Please” and there was nothing she did not know. Information Please could supply anyone’s number and the correct time.My personal experience with the genie-in-a-bottle came one day while my mother was visiting a neighbor. Amusing myself at the tool bench in the basement, I whacked. Besides the ghost stories, we used the time to catch up with each other. As the flames died, we made plans for the next day before adjourning to our separate cabins.The cold woke me up. Somehow, the bedcovers were gone. I felt a cool soft weight on me. Opening my eyes, I looked up into a face, barely visible in the dark, as if illuminated by moonlight.I could hardly move. As sleep cleared from my brain, I was able to see that a naked young woman was lying on top of me. Her firm breasts pressed. " A molecule thick, what good would that do me?" Ever heard of the rapiers from Toledo? No? Thought not. First, that is Toledo Spain, not fucking Ohio. They built their rapiers to be real thin. Bend the blade and have it touch its hilt and not break, and still be strong enough to cut someone's head off. Same principle, but what helps you, is the thinner the expansion the less strain it should be to you, the farther you would be able to reach. Understand now?" Yeah, I mean yes." Good. Keep it.