The mother of a five-year-old says "Sweetheart it's whatever you want it to be, just please let mummy have five minutes peace and quiet."The engineer ...ays "Fortunately I put half my water in a redundant glass"The project manager says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.The realist says the glass contains half the required amount of liquid for it to overflow.The conservative says, "Who stole half my water?"The fanatic thinks the glass is completely full, even though it isn't.The. Having polished off his second water, Mike casually approached the stage as the cute blonde was finishing the second song of her set. He sat down at the head of the stage and tossed a dollar bill in front of him. The blonde spotted it and gave him a charming smile while squatting down in front of Mike. She picked up the dollar and ran it along her shaved slit with one hand while indicating that Mike was to lean forward with the other. He did so and the young lady grabbed his head, rubbing her. They gripped me. They lifted me.I thought perhaps he might palm me with his hand. Instead, he pressedloins to me. His thick, hard penis rubbed its way across my ass. Itfelt like a hot, bloated thing, rather like a branding iron, except muchthicker, and not striking me, but burning its warmth into me by itscontinual, loving contact. He pressed it between the cheeks of my ass.He drew back a little. I felt a sprinking of oil. Soft words fromJane. A grunt of approval from Rob. And then,. . I didn’t put it there……why are you going through my stuff anyway?” he blabbed as his panic changed to anger. I had always been suspicious about Jake after I found him holding a leotard in his dad’s office, even after he claimed he was just picking it up.“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have” I cooed “It’s just that I have never seen a girl’s leotard up close before” Jake began to calm down as he lowered the box from his chest. “Jake, can I tell you a secret” I said as I slowly lowered my head.“What!”.