Now the Snake Lady had opened the Vaseline and stood there above my wife [on the edge of the bed] and was rubbing the dildo down generously, coveri...g the huge black head and tip of it even more so, so that hopefully the dildo would go in my wife’s tiny pussy. I’ve read many stories of such overly sized cocks and small women taking them, well reality is, this is not just as described in the stories throughout the internet. And first handedly knowing how it had all transpired, I wonder. Get on the phone and get comments from Homeland Security, NASA, and the Joint Fucking Chiefs of Staff. While you’re doing that, we’ll send this out over the wire and let the world pick up the news. I want it in as many hands as possible before they try to stop the story from spreading. This is bigger than our newspaper, Ramsey. It’s bigger than both of us.” Of course, there was no wire to send things over these days. The story went by way of the internet to the AP news desk. From there it was. "You need a girl to stay, remember," Robbie said. "Mermen need at leastone girl or they get crazy. That's what Emma said. And, all the currentpods are full." Maybe one will turn up?" Trevor said hopefully."Maybe," Robbie said, turning his gaze to the moon.***** "Where the hell is my daughter?" Admiral Mackenzie "Mac" Bennettbellowed."I don't know sir," the young officer said, wishing that he were anywhereelse on the planet."What the fuck does that mean, I don't know?" His voice ringing down. But he was a nice enough lad. I saw his eyes bulge as he saw me. I wondered how much of Eleanor's and my love-making he had heard. I smiled my sweetest smile and asked him where I could get a drink of water. He waved his hand wildly behind him, knocking some of his paperwork to the floor. I knelt in front of him to retrieve it, very wickedly giving him a good view down my blouse. He was transfixed; motionless. Sure enough, when I glanced up, his black trousers were tenting in front of me. I.