"I wouldn't do that, Jumbo." "Das raht, ah gots you figured now, ho. Yo nothin but a cheap white tramp. An today ah gone make you suffer good. Gon... really make you feel it, and den treat you like de slut pig yo is." Andrea maintained her cool posture, smiling politely up at the young black giant. He opened his book bag, and withdrew a leather strap and a lightweight cat of nine tails. Also, a plastic dog food bowl that he tossed on the floor. Andrea looked at it and licked her lips,. ’ His body swayed toward her, his hands still on her face, the look in his blue eyes scorching her heart. She could smell the whiskey on his breath and her whole body ached to close the inches between them and kiss him, to wrap her arms around his neck and anchor herself to him. She shook her head at the futility of her desire. And then he was kissing her, leaning against her, surrounding her and pressing her into the wall. For a few minutes she didn’t think about anything else, just how. DID I SAY THAT???Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot', the man shouted, 'That's not what I said!'6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart'. 'Is this her first child?', the doctor asked. 'No! Jackass!' the man shouted, 'This is. "Peels of tinkling bell-like laughter halted his tirade and he ceased mid-sentence as the familiar sound washed over his ears."That laugh, I know it! It is she! But, how can this be true? This woman looks nothing like Helen. She is younger, taller, thinner, her eyes bluer, her skin smooth and utterly stunning. She is everything that Helen is not, yet, Helen's laugh issues from between her lips. This cannot be! Is there some enchantment, which clouds my eyes? How can this be?" Helen, how... ?".