I smiled as I imagined him having an erotic dream.I closed the door to the bathroom and took off my clothes. I turned on the shower as I got in the ba...htub and started pouring water all over my sweaty body. I had my eyes closed as I sat down in the tub, washing my body with the shower when the door suddenly opened. I heard a sudden “Oh!” and the door closed again quickly. I instinctively covered my breasts with my arm but it was too late. It was probably dad who had wandered in unannounced.I. I raised my hand out of the water slowly, turned it over, and opened it. "The hair is gone, which is hardly impressive as I could have let the water wash it away. Except that I know EXACTLY where the hair is now, and can produce it anytime I want. I want Lily and Pat to guess where it is. Whoever is closest gets to sit on my lap next. So what are your guesses ladies?"They hesitated, so after a couple of seconds I added, "It's not important, as you'll both have a turn on my lap anyway. This is. I’ll bet you’d like to do her, though, wouldn’t you?’ ‘Come on, I’m a guy, she’s beautiful and really something when she’s naked. A true MILF.’ ‘She is that, she’s gorgeous, I just hope I look like that when I’m her age.’ ‘So, would you do her hubby?’ ‘That’s not fair, Brian, we’re going steady.’ ‘Yeah, but they’re married. What if they ask?’ ‘Would you be jealous?’ ‘Hon, I love you but if I was doing her, too, and we were swapping back and forth, well, no, I mean, I’d do it.’ ‘Mmm, guess I. My head was still a little slow and I never noticed the pile of my stuff in the middle of the living room floor.I carefully climbed the stairs to the bedroom area. I found everything missing. Well not everything. All my clothes and stuff were thrown in a pile on the bedroom floor.The pile stunk. After a while I realized that the smell was urine. As I got closer to the pile, the smell got stronger and stronger. In my drunken state, I vomited. To culminate my day, I hit my clothes.I went down.