Jane doesn't have a penis. Jane doesn't look at Playboy magazine either. Jane looks at Seventeen magazine, at all the young male movie stars. See Jane...s eyes go slightly out of focus? Jane is imagining Robby Benton, the famous movie star, kissing Jane's plump soft lips.See Jane squirm? Jane has a funny feeling between her legs where she doesn't have a penis. That funny feeling is in Jane's vagina. Another name for vagina is pussy. Just like the kitty cat! Girls have pussies instead of penises.. Not handily ... it was a photo finish. But first across the line is first place. Number two is first loser.Now ... this might seem to be a joyous occasion. Might.But. Not. This. Time.The track announcer finished his normal Winner’s Circle chat ... that wasn’t bad. He presented her with a check that was bigger than she was.She had all her talking points covered. Tires, Pit Crew, tool maker, car builder, the Driving School ... she thanked them all. Never mentioned me ... Why would she mention me. " Willy quickly responded. I had the camera focused and was ready to zoom in for the money shot. I noticed movement beside me and then I heard Leesa's cell phone ring. She carries her phone on one of those clippy things on her hip. Before she did anything, and after she jumped at the first ring nearly startling her to death, she snatched the phone from her hip and answered. It was then I noticed Rocky had grabbed the phone and was calling her. "That asshole" I thought to myself. I knew this. I explained I didn't have a lot of cash and washesitant to use my credit cards. She was happy to charge everything onher accounts and let me repay her by check at the end of the day. Thatsettled, we drove to a Lane Bryant store. "A lady that works here is one of my Mary Kay customers. She's a greatgal. I suggest we come clean with her, explain what you are doing andlet her help us. I'm sure she will be understanding and will provide youwith excellent advice."What a great idea. I was.