Now, onto the stories.The Missing Valentine’s Day Erotic Coupon Book - by wilparu (story complete!)It’s the day before Valentine’s, and Ella is ...till madly in love with her twin brother Evan. Ella wants to give him a book of homemade erotic coupons; after all it was Evan accidentally receiving such a coupon book at Christmas that led to their romance in the first place. But when Ella misplaces the book, the twins must race to track it down before someone reads it. Because Ella unwisely wrote. During that first day the opportunities to quench my lust were endless. I have never had so much lustful sex since before my first marriage. Monica had invited one of her girlfriends over to sunbath that afternoon. Like normal teenagers they giggled and laughed as they changed into their bikinis and came down into the kitchen to make lunch. They were both clad in small string bikinis that barely covered their shaved crotches and nipples. My cock was bulging as I sat there watching the two of. He vowed to fight this one temptation. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home. That woman saw immediately that something was wrong."What's wrong Bill?", She asked."You remember my fantasy you about the cutter pickles?" "Oh, no, Bill, you do not have ..." If." God Bill that has happened?" I was fired" No, I mean, that has happened with the cutter?" "She has also been fired."Hair smellingA young secretary is doing photocopies at the office when one of his colleagues said:"Hmmm, your hair. "I suggested, "Do you think we should make sure she knows the guitar is for all the kids to use and practice on?"Lisa grinned, "Sure, but she'll know it's for her. The other kids might play around with it a little, but Bonita will be the one that makes it sing. She'll experiment with an electric now, and who knows what we're going to be hearing from her."Back at the boat, Lisa reminded me, "I'm still hungry. Should we go up to the yacht club or hunt for something in the galley?"I suggested,.