Some are too large too." Too big?"Tony laughed. "Well I guess some don't think so. I'm sure you'll meet the Porter sisters or at least one or two of t...em. One is a TV reporter. They're like these skinny girls that you think are just going to absolutely fall over except their boobs would keep them from landing on their face! I think they'd bounce back up like those Weebil toys!"Anita was giggling hysterically when Tina walked up from the salon to find out what the fuss was all about. "What are. . you’re gonna make me cum in a minute ... you like that don’t you, my dirty little whore ... I think I’ll just call you m-d-l-w from now on. Would you like that? I’ll bet it makes your pussy all slimy just sucking me off baby...”Jim had programmed Cheri to have a massive orgasm as soon as she felt the first splash of his cum in her mouth. This trigger worked every time she sucked him and explained why she was so eager to have his cock in her mouth any time she could get it. He’d also given her. “Hold on,” said the Captain “where are you getting all your anchors from?” “From the same place you’re getting your storms, sir”.A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth to eight children. The line was bad, and the operator didn’t hear the message. “Would you repeat that?” the operator asked. “Not if I can help it” said the mother.An American tourist was riding in a taxi in Israel. As the taxi approached a red light, the tourist was shocked to see the driver. Torturously slowly, he slid his thumb upwards, slowly pulling back her clitoral hood and fully exposing her sensitive nub beneath.Ignoring Meg’s gasps, leaving his thumb in place to hold her open to him, Jack then used his forefinger to follow the same path upwards, running gently along her now fully unprotected, oversensitive clit, gently tapping on the exposed peak. He was grateful there weren’t any neighbours nearby as her urgent cries filled the air and drifted out to sea.‘Too intense,’.