Mmm, I got something big and thick for you to enjoy.”I blinked. She hadn't just talked to me, had she? Or was it just a way to keep people from look...ng away? Was I being trolled? Had my friend sent me something weird? Like the Rick Roll of porn vids?“Mmm, you're going to like this,” she said, the camera zooming out. She had bag-like wings clipped to her back, thrusting out from her in some naughty, demonette outfit. I grinned. Some naughty cosplay.Why not?“Yeah, you like my body, but look what. "One of my tenants."Sarah shook her head and stared at him wide-eyed. "Oh no. No, no, no, no, no! Dad you promised. Who?" She barked."Adam," came the response with a terse look."Adam. A guy called Adam?" Well Adam is a boys name," he told her with a smirk. "Now I know..." Why would you do this?" Sarah shouted in the street, her arms gesturing wildly. Her father unlocked his front door and scowled at her. "Why would you put a guy in with us? We had this conversation yesterday." I do not want to. "And in many ways I am jealous of you. I may be sentient but you can experience life in a way I can not. In fact, properly speaking I'm not alive; instead I merely exist." What about 'I think therefor I am'?" Sammy asked."Oh, I don't doubt my existence," Verdandi said. "However, I realize that my experience is limited compared to humans. I don't have human emotions nor do I really understand them. And I'm not equipped to experience sensations such as pain, hunger or pleasure. As much as I have. For somebody who can fuck like you do, you sure don’t insist on doing it. I’m just amazed at how much you really focus on what the girl wants.”“It’s what I think is right, and I have to say that it’s worked out well for me.”“That’s important for you, isn’t it? Doing the right thing?”“Yes. Very much so. I used to obsess about it because I thought that ‘doing the right thing’ meant that nobody ever got hurt. Well, I know that’s not possible now. So I seek to do no harm, but do what is right. When.