.It started out in an ordinary sort of way. We had known each other forwhile, and I hoped to advance the relationship to include sex. One ofour common...interests for discussion was cooking. She baited me with herarrogant claim that no man could cook like a woman. I just couldn't letthe challenge go, and I got her (or so I thought) to agree to ademonstration of my culinary skills for her, at her house. I hoped toprove her claims wrong, and that my skills would be rewarded with hercarnal ones. The. I snapped open the bolt and ejected the brass, turned on my heel and walked back to the Lt. Col. and handed him the rifle. He gestured to one of his men, who took off like a shot down the firing lane towards the pig.I stood there waiting, while his troop verified the kill and came running back."Entered the left eye, thru the brain and exited just back of the right ear Colonel." he reported.The Lt. Colonel's face gave the impression that a missing piece of a puzzle had just fallen in place for. Another fifteen minutes were spenttrying to ignore the stares and blown kisses from several passing boys.Earlier in the day I could have kicked these boys' asses for evenlooking at me cross-eyed! Now I felt embarrassed at being the apparentobject of their affection! Finally as the dreaded race quicklyapproached, I felt my body fill with fear. Unfortunately, that wasn'tthe ONLY thing filling! I could feel my bladder starting to fill fromall the Gatorade I had been drinking! Ashamed and. We hadnt sat there long when I realised I had left my very drunk best friend at the party and I thought it would be best if we went back to make sure she was ok, it being a high school party where everyone knew everyone I didnt think she would be in much danger, I just wanted to make sure. When we got back the friend kissed me on the hand and said to come and find him again after I checked on her. She was fine sitting on the lounge listening to music. I got caught up in the music and talking to.