” I then took her hand and guided it right to my tit. Now cantaloupes is not even close! I am Chinese, and “Large Lemons” is actually a more acc...rate fruit description. And hard, not soft enough for fingers to sink into. I had just moved from a 30AA to a 30A after all.She groped my titties, and squeezed them a bit more. “Sorry guys, but Dale just put my hands on her boobies. They are not even close to cantaloupes, not even grapefruits. Smaller than oranges even. And not soft and squishy at all,. That body didnt have to be told, he ran away as fast as he could, jumped in his truck and drove away. I stood there feeling my legs turn to jelly, and fear creeping into my mind. Daddy just stood there which just made it worse. Finally, without even looking at me, said, Get inside the house right now and go to your room. I will be up there to deal with you in a moment. Then he stomped into the house. I dared not to disobey, so I ran into the house and straight up to my room. I sat on my bed and. ! That’s when I thought “Wait a f’ing minute...”In the Pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath. Answer; throw in your washing.We were all having a good laugh about this, when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said “I don’t find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits...”I said “Sorry mate. Did he drown?”“No,” he said, “he choked on a sock.”The wife came out. “I still have to get that invitation to her hand, tonight – definitely tonight.”************************************************************** Journeyman Nicholas takes excessive pride in his bearing and mannerism here at the academy; from boots of immaculate polish and fit to his black shirt of silk, tailored vest and pants of crushed velvet. All of them are as black as his hair, save for the staff he always walks with – made of fine white oak and carved with a gen laden tiger leaping for.