He expected someone to yell at him, but that didn't happen. He turned to face Santa."I really get to go?" You really get to go," said Santa."I'm going...to help Santa deliver presents?" The elf sounded dazed."You're going to help me deliver presents. But only if we actually take off. We can't do that until I get in the sleigh too." Of course!" yipped the elf, moving over so Santa could climb up and sit down on the driver's bench.They sat there as two elves wearing purple shirts unhooked a fuel. She didn’t have a chance to meet a lover. I am not that familiar with serial killers, but there must be a period where they have no need to kill right after a fresh kill. I think she is ripe. I called her. ‘Hello, Martha Cicerone speaking.’ ‘Martha, it’s Allan Smith. I’m bored. I am in dire need of some PR. Could we meet for lunch? Please, pretty please!’ She let out a heartfelt laugh. ‘Yeah, why not! Where would you like to go?’ ‘Well, there’s a little Thai place not too far from where I work.. ”Troy said, “Wow! You’re the oldest fuck I’ve had so far.”She knew right then that she was in for a very long weekend. He was obviously only interested in sex and she could still remember her brothers at that age. Oh well…sex was guaranteed.Donna asked, “So how old are you really? And how many ‘dates’ have you been on?”Troy had nothing to loose at that point so he said, “I’m almost sixteen and you are my tenth fuck. I lost my virginity to some twenty-five year old stripper. God could she suck. And that's exactly how it began and went...... until.....On the way back to my car while on a slightly busy freeway my friend puts on some R&B (bump and grind), which I had no idea had the effect it did on her mood. She started to grab and rub her thighs while she griped the handle above the passenger side door tightly. I put my hand on her thigh and asked if she was ok, she replied I'm fine just don't touch me which caught me off guard because she had never told me anything like before all the.