..Annie and I were sitting on the front porch murdering 'My grandfather's clock' with our instruments when we heard a car approaching. "Looks like we ...ave visitors Jim."The car pulled up and out stepped the last person in the world I expected to visit ... Joey. "Hi Jim, bet you didn't expect to see me here did you?" That's for sure Joey, what brings you here?" Two things Jim, first I want to apologise for being such a dickhead and stuffing things up. I also want to thank you for kicking my arse. Not only that, the red blouse she was wearing was losing buttons. We were checking out a full-scale model of an Albertosaurus when I noticed the button phenomena. When I had picked her up that morning, and on the two hour drive to the museum, her silk blouse had been buttoned to the neck. When I looked down at her, during our discussion about the giant creature standing in front of us, the top two buttons were gone and I could see a hint of her soft curves.She grinned at me; her blue eyes. Once in this cove, we dropped our anchor, got naked, opened up a bottle of Tequila and started doing shots, and then we played cards. A couple of boats entered our area, but they saw us and turned around so we had our privacy.When we play cards, we like to do punishments for the loser. Nick thought up one that if I lost, and if a boat entered our area that we knew no minors were on board, I had to stand up in our boat and face them totally nude without covering myself until Nick said I. Some are oversensitive, and there’s nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Carol.When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Carol to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed.Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work..