"Water? Just water first thing in the morning? Where's the coffee? Grumbling internally, they forced themselves to swallow the contents of a five-hund...ed mil bottle of water, by which time they were all pretty desperate to relieve themselves. By the time they'd finished, cleaned their teeth and slumped briefly on their cots, the RSM was shouting again. "Grab another bottle and report!"Not that 'report' meant what you'd expect. They interpreted it, correctly, to stand at parade rest (as. *** Saturday morning Annie, Chelsea, Tina and Britt drive over to the pond in Chelsea’s car. Tina grabs her IPod and some speaker as she gets out of the car, the rest grab the towels and snacks and head to the pond. The girls strip down to their suits and jump into the pond. They take turns on the old tire swing, swinging out and over the pond. Laughing and giggling, they dunk and splash each other in the water, as Tina goes to dunk Britt, her hand gets tangled in the strap on her top, pulling. Later that day, I went out and went to her house since she lived close by. I rang her doorbell and she answered the door with a smile and invited me in. After getting comfortable, I told her that I had heard her talking to my mother earlier, hearing this she blushed. Further I said, that I can help her out if she would like. She just looked at me in awe and then suddenly slapped me and asked me to leave. I left with my eyes on the ground, hoping to god she didn’t tell my mother. That whole day. My CB handle is Diogenes, and like him I search in vain for an honest man. Out of the gloom I see a welcome blue sign, Rest Area 2 miles. Wanting to make it closer to Seattle today, but realizing that I am tired and the weather is getting bad faster than I had anticipated, I down shift and set my sights on the exit ramp ahead. As I pull into the parking area I see that I am the only truck there, odd as there is usually someone taking a piss call before that long stretch of road across Montana..