"Ted, I know you're not going to understand this but something happened when I met them. My parents spent a part of their lives when they were younger...living in a commune. It made them the people they are today," she said."Your parents own a successful business and live in the suburbs," I said. "They did what we planned to do." Yeah but they had their wild times," she said. "And I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want mine." By wild times what you really mean is that you want to go to. .Hah haa..really?Yes..Do you want to know what I can do better?I don't know..may be, but I don't have much time.It won't take long anyway.She again laughed like prostitute.Hah ha ha...that is, you mean you are too fast..She was making fun of me..How old are you?She was still laughing..me? I'm 30..too young for you..are you 74 really?Yes..next month, I'll be 75..Hah ha...are you sure you can do better than young men??I'm sure that I'll make you surprised..Really? (she was still. We’ve never touched before and as I look at your hands I wonder how they will feel on me, I wonder about the little things, the electricity between the tips of your fingers and the skin on my neck, how warm your hands will be on my breasts. I wonder about the other slightly largerthings too, such as when your hands are on my breasts and I put my hands over yours and squeeze them, will you know how badly I need you to read my desires, to play me ‘in tune’. The answer is in the first touch, and. "So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!" Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the.