I was soon to find out that Faye meant a different thing by tease than I did."I've never had a girlfriend before Faye, so I might not always say thing... the right way. You make me nervous already, and if you tease me, I'll just get more nervous and probably act even more stupid than I have been already. If that's even possible." I don't think you've acted stupid at all Jackie. I think you've been very flattering, especially the way you've been always looking right at me, and I've never met a boy. ”She led me to the wall where there was a large wood structure in a shape of an X. Grab the upper rings with your hands and spread your legs. Now I was against the wooden X, with my arms spread wide above me and my legs spread wide apart.“You have taken your spanking very well so far, but now you will be able to feel the sting of a paddle with holes in it.” Then she held the paddle next to my face. The paddle was about a foot long, one-half inch thick, and had then large holes in it. . "Business breakfeast?"Bob said. "No, I'm seeing a girl there I met on the web."The cab driver laughed and said. "Oh, sought of a cyber blind date."Bob said. "Yeah, sort of."Then the cab driver said. "I hope she's what you expect her to be and you're not fooled like me."Bob said. "Fooled."The cab driver replied. "Yeah, I went out with this dynamite girl. And after a night on the town. She took me back to her place. I ran my hands through her hair. And then her wig fell off. And I realised that. " She, likewise before God and all of our friends, chose me when she said "I Do."So why the fuck didn't she tell me the choosing part was back on the table?We were only married for less than three years when the whore started fucking her boss, if I am to believe her and that is bloody well unlikely. And that is only if we count back from her death after sixteen years of marriage and my twelve year old son. Yes, yes, I know that is four years but the cunt was pregnant for nine fucking.