Just as he walked through the men’s room door he fell into a deep pool and screamed, “HELP, HELP! DON’T FLUSH!”Q: What do you call a guy from ...est Virginia who doesn’t have sisters?A: A virgin.What’s the state flower of West Virginia?A satellite dish.A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.“Son, is your mother home?” The little boy nods yes.“Can I see her please?” The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the. I have cleaned your room, fresh sheets on your bed, so you should be able to have a good night’s sleep.”“Thanks mom, I might need a couple of night’s good sleep just to get over the jetlag.”We got into the car and I drove us home, it was a 3 hour drive home, and Sophie slept quietly the whole way. We eventually arrived home and I parked in the driveway. Sophie looked so sweet and peaceful as I watched a moment as she slept, but in the end nudged her awake.“Sophie, honey, we’re home.”“Oh, sorry. And for it to to happen during a doctor's visit... "It's perfectly normal. In fact, it makes my job that much easier." Before she could think too much about what that meant, the doctor was sliding two gloved fingers into her soaked cunt. Her hips bucked in surprise and pain. "Oh, you really are a virgin." Dr. Anderson stilled his hand, waiting for Lindsay to become accustomed to his fingers inside her. After a moment he pulled his fingers out, then gently pushed them back in, starting a slow. I need to be mylself again. Being mmyself demands that I run into some sort of failure...”“With me?”“You will always be my first success. I mean that I run into these failures. I lost it somewhere. It just vanished. I’m not cut out for much. I’m trying to be someone I can’t be. I can’t concentrate, and I’ve been sleeping so much.”“Why not start by taking a shower?”“And then?”“We’ll talk about it. What else can I say? You’ve got to take a shower sometime. You haven’t said prayers for a while. So.