Mom: We can have our engagement,sangeet,haldi and then marriage. Since you have given me the engagement ring so that is out of the table.Me: So we can...have our haldi ceremony,that can be fun.Mom: Yes, but we cannot invite people.Me: We three are enough, we can have the best of haldi ceremonies.Mom: Stop being kinky for a while aakash, i will be your wife after that you can have me with all authorities.Me: come on mom, We will have fun don’t worry. So we can start from tomorrow. Marriage can be. "Well ... I don't know ... like I said, that one time it was a tremendous experience. But again? I'd have to think about it."I have a feeling she wouldn't have to think about it long. Obviously she'd enjoyed the hugely exciting sex, and would willingly, eagerly even, do it again!"But there are ... side effects, I guess you could call them," she continued. "You remember those cameras? Well, it turns out the older man had taken one of them home with him. They were supposed to be returned to. " No Geordie, that's a fact."Just then a woman dressed in a nun's habit got down from the passenger side of the truck and looked at the people standing around. She kept her back to the truck as she moved to the rear where we were standing. Her eyes were wide open, looking the people up and down."Who are these people and why are they dressed like that. Is this a hippie commune or something?" She stammered, but her accent was south-east."A nun," I exclaimed."Yes, I picked her up just ten minutes. ‘Shall I leave? Do you want to have a bath? I know it’s late.’ I valiantly offered. ‘No silly man, I have the hot tub filling up.’ ‘But I don’t have my..’ ‘Well’, Amy said, ‘you have two choices. First, you have just about enough time to go back to your room, get your swim suit if your modesty so requires and get back here before I get in the tub. If you aren’t back though before I get in the tub, you are locked out.’ ‘And the second choice’ I asked? ‘Well, regardless of what you do, I do not.