”So the doc gets out a stopwatch, says GO, and the guy starts running, down the stairs, across the pavement, dives between cars almost causing an ac...ident, into the toilet and puts his hand out the window as a signal.When he gets back, the doc says “I’m sorry, it took you 38 seconds, I can’t give them to you.”“I didn’t know the way, doc, let me try again.”“O.k. GO” and he’s running again, down the stairs, across the pavement (almost skittling a little old lady), across the road just missing a. Later i discovered her mother died 7 year before.. Let’s go to the main part At 10 pm she took my hand and put me in a room and asked me to get fresh and locked it from outside and went away that was a nice room i think it’s her room. I took a shower and i didn’t wear anything cover me inside the blanket and lied down.In sometimes she came to the room locked the door and sat on the chair she was all sweat her bra strap was visible a red bra..I asked her did ur father knew this and where is. “A bacon tree” yells one of the cowboys “We are saved”. He starts running towards the tree but soon drops dead - riddled with bullets. Turns out it was a ham-bush.???????????????? george5 contribution, thanksmy dad called his car Shasta:Shasta have gasShasta have oilShasta have air in her tyresShasta have partsShasta have repairsShasta have more parts and more repairs... ???????????????????????????? Another one from AlphqweI heard a Chief on a T.V. cooking show say “Where there’s fat there’s. Biye er por sex er modhu diye ami tomar jibon ta voriye debo” Ami bollam “sona, tumi je bolechile seeveless blouse tomar nei” o bollo ” sona, tomar jonyo eta ami dorji ke diye koriyechhi”. Ami bollam ” sona tumi eto sexy ami jantam na” o bollo ” sona ami koto ta sexy tumi tar kichhu ei jano na..aste aste bujhbe” ami bollam ” tomake ei blouse tay darun lagchhe kintu tumi ki bogol er chul kamiyechho?” O takahan amar gal ta jiv diye chete diye bollo ” sona, amar bogol er chul kamano ta to tomar.