Penny first had me get naked. She said not to worry, for she won’t tan my pecker. She began on my feet, and headed north, when I noticed that my dic... was rising to the occasion. My sweetie kissed him and playfully applied a little lotion to its middle. I’m probably the only male with a slightly tanned pecker. Playfully Penny continued to apply the lotion to most of my body. I kept saying I’ll get you next. She then took me in her mouth, and told me that the lotion seemed to sweeten the taste.. (flashback) Its winter, he passes the coffee shop that he hasnt been to in a while, her hair is so long and dark, she looks sexy even in that dark green apron for a uniform, she looks up as he enters Dimmit! I wanted to go home, she sighs, Oh well, I get to keep the tip this time. Hes kind of cute, I bet he has a girlfriend or a wife. Wonder why she isnt with him she shakes it off and smiles kindly at him, walking over to him, Good evening sir, what may I get for you today? He looks her. So, do I hold my head high and ignore them? Or do I call their bluff. I'd flinched, and I'd felt Greg stiffen beside me. They knew they'd struck a nerve, and that's like blood in the water to snarks like that.The Stick, of course, took over. I gave Greg an eye cock and squeezed his hand to damp down his testosterone. This required a woman's touch, neither fight nor flight. I turned to confront the gruesome twosome, donning my sweet, reasonable look to put them off their guard, even as The Stick. Avatar-holograms for Captain Pierce Masters, Helva and, Bossie were arranged across from those physically present. Ostensibly there as hostess and gofer, was June – Mom – the sometimes concubine of Gunny or Melody or Vivie as whim and occasion suited. In reality, she was there as an eavesdropper and a consultant, again as the situation suited.It was almost too funny; June had been instructed to chime in whenever she felt she had something to offer, but Bossie had been told to zip it. Inkie.