. well, she was after Briana." I've really knocked your confidence, haven't I?" No." I have, I think. Or you didn't have much to start with, for some ...eason." He shrugged. "Listen, I've not been looking to see that you're pretty tight to look at, but you are. I can promise you, though, you are just about the kindest, sweetest, funniest, noblest, most dependable man I've ever met. There are three girls who asked you out this term for a number of reasons, no doubt, but at least one of those. At first glance it engages their habitually over-sized egos. Next it quickly and unsuspectingly lures them in, driving them to think about – better yet lust after – the all important moniker they have acquired or are striving to obtain: VIP. So out come the check books and portfolios of the filthy rich who attend this event, just waiting to be tapped. For it is here in this exclusive five star resort that anyone who is anyone – at least within the realm of the WSJ or Forbes Magazine – gathers. "I pulled out into the traffic and asked why, but she just giggled and said we were going to see a friend of hers."Do I know her?" No, but you'll recognize her I think." Ginny?" Yep, I was chatting to her this morning, she's just split from her hubby, he buggered off with a sixteen-year-old from where he works." Is she upset?" Far from it," she laughed, "She's having a ball, according to her it's a big wide world out there full of pussies that she's not tasted yet." Sounds interesting." I think. That night we went to the 60th birthday party at one of Linda brothers houses, Linda and I are smokers so we were in the garden a fair bit and I made sure I kept her wine glass topped up, we chatted with family and friends and as it got colder less people were outside, I bent over to pick up my cigarette that I had drunkenly dropped and Linda smacked my ass, but caught the top of my ballsack as she did it, it fucking hurt but proper turned me on at the same time, I said “I need to sit down as.