We were situated right in the middle of the city, and after checking with the concierge once more we found Vannie’s meeting on Tuesday was located w...thin walking distance. We were tired from the long drive, and after a very fine meal at the recommended restaurant, we decided to call it a night and head back to the hotel. Our lovemaking was short but sweet, and both of us slept well that night. We had a day and a half to explore Rome and we made full use of it. Our guided tour took us to all. Perhaps there was an error in the elf processing center or something.In order to head off such an error, I've decided to write a little earlier than usual. Did you like the bunny stamp I used? It's so hard to find one this time of year that isn't wearing shamrocks while fireworks burst over a pumpkin patch.At any rate, here's my most wanted list for this Christmas. I'd like to begin by saying that, while I haven't been a good girl ALL year long, my husband assures me that Santa likes naughty. “Yes, Dicksinard, Western Australia. 740 k from Perth and nowhere near anywhere else,” he chuckled, thinking Yep! Another sucker for Donkey Bruce’s charm.There’s only one reason lone women turn up at this God-forsaken truck stop. This one was different in that she had the youth with her, but he was obviously baggage she couldn’t leave behind although a lot of lone men turned up here too. No - the youth wouldn’t be here for that.“Your boy OK under there?” he asked.“Yes - Bruce come out of there.. "Is there a problem, Officer?"The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." You don't have one?"The man responds, "I lost it four times for drunk driving."The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" I'm sorry, I can't do that."The policeman says, "Why not?" I stole this car."The officer says, "Stole it?"The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."At this point.