Woody was highly sexed but having a very tight budget, was only able to pay for ‘love’ every second month. Fortunately, Woody had a good porn coll...ction of pirated copies, curtesy of a buddy in who lived in the neighbouring town. Most nights, Woody watched these movies on his old television set.As Woody sat eating spaghetti and mince there was a knock on his front door. When Woody opened the door his eyes lit up as he observed the beautiful young woman before him. After introductions, Sylvia. Yumi watched as the front gates slowly opened. As Lisa drove up the driveway, Yumi could only stare in surprise at how big the house was. To her, it reminded her of something you would see in the movies. As she stepped out of the car, Yumi turned to Lisa, who forced a smile. "Welcome to my house. It looks rich, but it's not really." She said, and Yumi assumed it was supposed to be a joke. "Well, come inside." Lisa told her. Yumi couldn't help but be in awe as she stepped inside the large house.. “Just a minute,” she said, fetching a smart-phone out of her bag. She fiddled with it for a minute, then my phone rang. “There,” she said as I reached for mine. “I’ve got your number, and you’ve got mine. My surname is Jones.”What can I say? Here I was with a very pretty girl, who wasn’t bored with my conversation and actually gave me her number. It was unheard of.We finished eating, and made our way to the number one hangar, ‘Air Space’. That’s at two levels. On the ground floor, are a number. I kissed his cheek and he matched me. It didn’t matter that I hadn’t seen him in eight years, that I had few memories of him other than his fumbling attempts at teaching me the bow and a vivid picture of him being beaten for stealing father’s favourite sword. He was my brother. That was all.“Come, enough dallying brother,” he finally said, “we must swing out and watch the plains, or else Kamaru warriors will steal all our women while those old goats drink themselves to Hanji’s Palace. Say, do.