" And horny, I bet," my wife giggled."Helena!" Sorry," she smirked, looking not the least bit sorry."I have no interest in breaking up her relationshi... with Christian." Are you sure your stud work hasn't gone to your head? Why would she not be with Christian? She lives with him. She loves him." He can't make her pregnant. His ex-wife insisted on a vasectomy, and he's not interested in reversing it." Even if Maria wishes he would?"I nodded.Helena contemplated the situation, during which Eva,. We had to press her into applying for benefits." OK," said James. "That's enough for the moment. Thanks. We'll stand you pudding if you weren't planning to have it." That's very kind but no you won't. I'd better have another glass of your Shiraz to take back."James poured it for him. "This is on the house," he said handing it to him.Terry smiled his thanks and went back to his table.It was three o'clock before James got a break although he managed to brief Jenny. Gavin would hold the bar but. I think he just randomly keyed in my number one day and was lucky enough to find a willing girl to perv with.The one thing about Mr. Perv is that he has an incredibly mesmerizing and sexy voice so I'm kind of hooked on him. Mr. Perv always wants me to do stuff for him while he beats off and talks dirty to me. This time Mr. Perv wants me to shave my pussy bare. So I go in my house and get a disposable razor and some shaving cream and return to the garden. I'm pretty bare already as I usually. ” He laughed again and I laughed with him.“Did I tell you that she’s going blind?”“Fuck off.”“Bollocks.” And we continued our drinking in companionable silence.Katie was waiting for me wearing a long, sheer white night gown through which I could see her stockings and a tiny little thong.“I hope you know what you’re doing,” she smiled, “apart from making me horny that is.”“Oh God,” I moaned. “You’re not going to abuse me are you?”“Damn right, I am.” She smiled evilly. “So, get in the shower.