When her hair came into view I started to realize that it was in fact my wife Christy. I quickly looked at Seth with a questioning look."I only said i...'s one that you haven't seen. I didn't say it wasn't your wife." Seth said with a laugh."Holy Shit!" a guy named Harry said as my wife's face came into view, "It's fuckin Christy! It's Mike's fuckin wife Christy! You mean to tell me that you fucked her Seth?"I realized that it was only a blowjob that Christy was going to give Seth. I still knew. I had a vision in a blinding flash of light. I saw the unicorns, myselfincluded, reclaiming the earth after the last human was gone, and I knewthat perhaps I really did have just short of forever to win the war.I touched down again deep in the woods a few miles from my house. Now, Ifelt, I knew what my job was. Saturday morning I excused myself after breakfast, told Mom I'd begone most of the day, and took off. I surrounded myself with the unicornshield, changed shapes and took off for a tour. Midge was just jealous enough to hand her the top of her cheerleading and tell her to hurry and put it on or they would be late, expecting her to change into a sports bra. She was shocked when Betty just calmly put them on. Next Midge handed her the pleated skirt. Betty was so thrown off track today, it looked as if she had never even worn a skirt before, as she looked it over, having great difficulty getting the zipper open. She didn't even twist it to the side so the zipper would be less. Frank came over and said "Great play there Mike. Good Hustle" as he patted my shoulder.I just nodded as I was sucking in air trying to catch my breath. John came back to the bench and sat down beside me."Thanks Mike, Sorry to leave you hanging so quickly. It was too good to pass up. Damn skate got in the way of a beautiful shot" he said."Try not to do that again man, geez he was fast!" I gasped."Ok, next time you go in and make them get out of the way with one of your patented shots" he.