There was one time when we were imprisoned by the Normans, and shared the same dungeon... Actually we won’t go in to that.Anyway, back to my story. ... know Guinevere well, and I know she would jump at the chance to ride Lancelot until he buckled. My suspicions grew when within a minute of arriving the pair was exchanging flirtations not seen since Adam showed Eve his pet snake. I whispered in Guinevere’s ear. “Concentrate on the jester you were so keen to see.”“I would if he didn’t keep dropping. Most the other players were either on the ground or entangled with someone else. He took off down the field, easily out distancing everyone else. Only the kicker stood between him and the end zone. Debbie kept chanting, "Go! Run you fool, run!" Chris was transfixed mumbling quietly, "get him, get him." The kicker made a valiant attempt, diving for the Giant but only sprawled himself across the field. New York scored a touchdown with seconds left, and the rest of the game ticked away while Chris. ? She stated simply. Excuse me. EX-FUCKING-SCUUUSE ME! A super hot, horny chick talking about a previous boyfriend with bad hair, bad skin, out of shape and a scrawny dick who taught her ANAL?? Apparently when you see a geeky chump with a beautiful gal on his arm it isn't necessarily because of the size of his cock (though we might like to wish it to be so) but because, well maybe because he had the cojones to simply talk to her and ask her out to fuck. Think about that for a minute. When. Once they knew the coast was clear one of them opened the door suddenly and walked in with a strut of confidence, her friends following behind a bit more shyly but glancing around wanting to see what was going on.“Now tell me what happened” Cyndi said, getting a paper towel and getting it damp, beginning to wipe off her friend’s face as she began to explain what had happened in the boys room.“Ah, Roach got you out of class? He can do that now. So you were “Relieving’ the boys tension? You are.