It was a 1970 Chrysler New Yorker with a 440 Magnum TNT police interceptor pursuit engine that put out 418 horsepower and more than 500 pound feet of ...orque. It had a passing gear at 95, no shit. The carburetor would open up and the sound of a tingling bell could be heard inside the car. No fuel injection for me, back then. When all my friends were buying Corvettes, Mustangs, Camaros, and Olds 442’s, I had my sedate, four door black sedan with the gold vinyl roof. Yeah, it looked a bit like a. She hasn't been since you left. It's just been one thing after another. And now they've diagnosed her with some type of mystery disease. I'm not sure whether Mom knows what it is and just won't tell us, or that they don't know what it is."I shrugged my shoulders. I also put on the greatest acting performance of my life. Both David and Samantha were staring at me; each for their own reasons."I'm not a doctor David," I said. "I have a small but successful business here. Technically, I should. I asked Linda and Virginia to please check on all insurance for the ranch, house, employees and family. I also suggested that we seeing about if there were any benefits with registering all the vehicles as belonging to the corporation. Next I suggested that Brenda have Jose pick out three steers for our personal consumption. Please mention to Jose that we will be giving him and the hired hand a side of beef each.The rest of the evening was spent having fun and with our own special kind of mind. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.AND! NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.This one is compliments of Reltney McHere’s another one, about Little Johnny.Little Johnny was in first grade, and his reputation had preceded him.Today’s class was phonics, and everybody was to identify a word that began with the letter on the card the teacher displayed.She held up an “A”, and hands hit the air. Little.