” “Well, sure,” said the patrolman, “But you can’t bait ‘em.”One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy...nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went golfing.A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain. Fifteen minutes later Dusty found her still standing with her back against the door, looking flush, standing frozen, and staring off into the distance. She didn't seem to recognize anything or anyone around her, even as the kitchen staff moved around preparing for breakfast to take outside later for the family and their friends.It took Dusty multiple times of insistently calling her name to get her to even acknowledge his voice. She slowly moved from in front of the door so that he and the rest. I was wrong, she 100 per cent knows how to suck cock. She squeezes my balls and I let her know that I am going to cum, so that she can decide where I cum. She takes more of me in as I explode in her mouth. I continue to run my fingers through her hair as she looks at me and continues to smile. She goes to the bathroom to clean up and give me a few minutes to recoup. She walks out still wearing the stockings and heels. She sits on the bed and I make my way over. I lay back against the headboard. After all this was her best friend. Was I doin' somethin' wrong?”Mmmmm…ok, I guess you are my boyfriend” She said suddenly.”Ok” I said.“Cool. Do you want to make out some more?”“Actually I was kinda hopin’ to go play some ball with the guys. Not that I don’t like kissin’ and all but I ain’t been able to play before now and they are waitin’ for me.”“Can I come watch?”“Sure.” I was happy as a pig in shit. I had me a girlfriend and a kiss all in the same day. Not bad.For days I couldn’t think of.