I was reading an interesting article on how the paperless office was a threat to global warming when I looked up and Maria was standing there holding ... cup of coffee for me. She smiled and said, "I didn't know how you liked it for sure, but saw those little pink packets on the counter and no cream in the refrigerator and so just put one packet in your coffee." Did I tell you how rare it is to have brains and beauty in one place at the same time?" I asked rhetorically, then continued, "Thank. But that one night with my undershorts rolled and my seventy-two-year-old erection in its full state; when she thought I was asleep and her presence was undetectable; that one night when she could study me without fear of discovery and slip her fingers into her panties to pleasure herself while looking at me; that night I learned my wife was a voyeuristic masturbator. Imagine that, seventy-one years old and she took pleasure in peeking at me and rubbing one out.My wife apparently needed only a. To add to my suffering, i had to work much later to clear up other tellers mistake. Finally got home about 1:00am. As i headed to my bedroom, i was grabbed from behind and pushed on the bed. I was scared and confused. I called out what r u doing? who r u? As i turned around i saw a large black form step forward and out their hand over my mouth and just said shush. At this point i began to cry. I had come home to a burglar and i had no way to call for help. As i cried, he went about my room. I have planned everything. As expected she called me up at midnight and wished me. I accepted it, and as a part of my plan I asked her for my gift. She said what do I want? I flirtingly said, I want you Ayushi. Though the matter was laughed over n forgot, I made sure that the next day I invite her to my place for boozing party, where other friends of mine (nobody was to be there in reality) would come up.Next day in the morning at around 11 when I reached to pick her up, she enquired about.