My mom and dadwere divorced and I hardly ever saw my real dad. Anyway, I was overat his place on a Saturday sleepover and we were hanging out in hisr...om and I asked him if he wanted any more Playboys because I hadbrought some in a backpack thinking I'd trade him for a plastictrain station. He immediately got up and shut the door to his room telling meto hush. Then his ear was at the door and he was totally still until he was satisfied nobody had heard anything. "Whoa," he laughed, "don't. When she was doing Marcia’s upper thighs, she let the side of her hand brush against Marcia’s pussy a lot and Marcia started getting moist, her breathing got faster and her hips started to rise to meet Laney’s hand. Then Laney finished working the oil into her legs and feet. By then, Bob and I were about ready to burst and we still had to see Marcia put the suntan oil on Laney! This was going to be good!Marcia started out the same way Laney did with the shoulders and back, but when she got down. "Oh!" I said, and slapped her palm.Kate stepped forward and gave me another sniff. "I'm not getting turned on by your scent, Tom. Maybe you just found some woman whose biochemistry really syncs with you?" I guess? Thanks babe." I gave her a kiss and headed off to shower.---Detective Dianna Shepherd woke and immediately realized that something was wrong. It took her a moment, but then she heard it: someone was in her apartment! She figured that she didn't have enough time to get her piece out of. Actually, my wife's relatives. It was always easy to get someone in the old pickup when I'd say, “Who wants to go check on the horses? (or cows, or goats) Invariably, some of the stock would be breeding. There, again, plain and simple comments like “If I were hung like that horse, I'd be pumping everything I could find, including you, young lady.” In addition to my wife's aunt (four years older than me, but appreciated being called 'young lady'....DAMN! How she appreciated it!), there was her.