Then suddenly, her finger plunged deep inside, so the palm of her hand hid her sex. My eyes widened at the suddenness, the brazenness. My cassock tent...d! My shame increased! I am her confessor! I should be counseling her against such behavior, stopping her recounting of the lascivious acts of the night before. But, no! I watched, and I listened intently as she invaded herself, pleasuring herself in the house of God, while expounding in lurid detail, what the two men she was entertaining did to. However, it is the smallest dick of any guy I have put through this treatment. Completely flaccid, it appears to be about 2 inches. Part of me was fascinated in an anthropological kind of way, but my more primitive self was deeply affected. I almost felt an indignation, a need to truly punish this guy who so ardently pursues well hung guys, knowing full well that what he is offering in return is a very poor trade. Skip needed to learn a lesson. I directed Skip to the playroom to be. After the demons declared war on Earth all electronics died, so telling time became difficult, unless you know the old ways of the Sundial. Luckily, being an elf and living in the woods, I was taught those ways by Grandpa. I look up to the sun and the shadows along the trees. Its 10:50 Uggggh, an hour till lunch. Keldko whines Oh, but your ALWAYS hungry, so it doesnt matter. Everyone laughs at Dantes comment, knowing it was the truth. We kept walking till lunch and then continued after that.. But what she loves to do is let me know she is about to go fuck one of my friends but do it in a way that I can't ask any questions. This way always works and it's the hardest on me so she loves it! It always happens on a rainy day, see I have this buddy Keith , he runs equipment for a construction company. Well when it rains they don't work. So what my wife will do is come by my work just about lunch time , she knows I can't leave for lunch so she'll just hang around and guess who always.