” I was getting confused, it too fucking early to try to keep up with the girl’s twisted interrogation. “Aw crap Beth, just drop it. Go back to ...ed, you look like you could use some more sleep” As she walked away on dancers legs I watched the form of her ass under my Sheryl Crow t-shirt and asked myself the question ‘Would I fuck her if she wasn’t drunk?’ Nothing more was said about what we did the night before. After about two dozen aspirin the hangovers faded to a dull pounding so Beth and I. Startled Paul jumped back expecting someone to come through, but there was no one. Peaking out and looking this way and that only helped to confirm it.Still feeling the powerful urge to get outside Paul decided to file it away for later and headed towards the stairs.Now while walking and many other actions had been practiced, stairs are an acquired skill. Generally wild animals don't use them.Unfortunately Paul in his overconfidence didn't happen to take in this little fact as he took his first. Paul was mauling the woman and nibbling her neck as she put up a somewhat convincing retaliation. "Paul Taylor, we've found your stolen car."I spluttered my pint everywhere as somewhere on her way to the venue a stripper dressed in a nurse's uniform earned the easiest £70 of her career.---I read the text back before sending it to Lisa: paul arrested, dad, terry & uncle charlie down the police station.The phone rang almost immediately. It was Jane that spoke breathlessly, firing off about a. I so ashamed, Icouldn't make eye contact with Rita. How had I screwed things up sobadly? More importantly, how could I set things right?By the time I got back home that night I felt "lower than a snakesbelly" to quote a former teacher of mine. Rita was certainly upset andwhen Anita showed up later on and heard what had happened...well let'sjust say I feel fortunate that I didn't have to take a cab hometonight.On the bright side, Phil seemed to believe the fact that he didn't geta call to meet.