" "I will." "Timmy, Wendell got three erections tonight. Most guys can only get it up twice. On his third erection I thought he was going to go all ni...ht long. I'm not exaggerating Timmy. The last time I think he fucked me for over a half hour." Kelly giggled. "I'm a little sore down there right now." "Would you rather wait until tomorrow night to fool around?" Shaking her head, Kelly said, "Oh no, right now I think your sweet little tongue is exactly what I need to soothe my poor abused little. Lodge got on the line in a joyful mood."Good evening Sir! My mother said that you might have a job for me," Betty answered back."That's right. But first let me apologize for Veronica's behavior. I only found out after the fact that she did it to steal Archie from you again." It's okay," Betty said, trying to hold back tears. "I mean it's not like it hasn't happened to me before." Well, let me try and make it up to you." You know Jeffrey, my dog handler?" Asked Mr. Lodge."Sure I do," she. There was a stack of glass cutting boards on the end of the counter near the phone and intercom. I got two of them and brought them over to the kitchen table."OK, Girls. You get to slice the cheese. Laurie? Have you ever used this?" Uh uh." OK. Very simple." I took it apart, then got a knife from the holder next to the cutting boards. The microwave dinged and I checked the cup. I set it for another fifteen seconds.I opened the package of cheese, then cut it in fourths."OK. Very simple. You put. ) My name is The Red Goblin. I travel the world battling capitalism. The media calls me a super-villain but I consider that to be capitalist propaganda. One day, about a year ago, I glided into Hollywood on my red broomstick-glider. I passed a baby in a stroller sucking on a lolly-pop. I thought about turning back to steal the lolly-pop but I had more important things to do. I always enjoy stealing candy from babies. Candy rots their teeth. But today I was going to steal bourgeois morality from.