" "You better." Lara pretended to scowl, then smiled. "Are you good here? I was going to head to Trout's, but I could help you get that upstairs." Rya... turned to Brody. "Would you mind taking that up to my place? If you have the time, I mean." "No problem. I can get the guitar, too, if you want." "Thanks." She slid it off her shoulder, handed it to him and turned to Lara. "Looks like you're free to go fishing." "Oh, you're hilarious, Ryan." Lara shook her head, then blew blond curls out of her. " Well, let me prove it to you. How about your husband?" Hmmm... interesting." What should I do?" I tell you what. If you can make my husband want to wear a bra and panties, then I'll believe you." No problem." ...would serve him right, too. That righteous homophobe."---Saturday morning and Janet was still asleep. I sneaked upstairs to my office and turned on my computer to browse some porno that I had downloaded overnight. I like to masturbate on Saturday mornings while viewing dirty pictures. .. unless you’re a total whore like this one.”The last part of the statement was so out of character that it took me a moment to process the first part.“Really?” I asked with genuine excitement. “The adoption is done already? That’s great!”“It’s a little more interesting than that,” Susan said with a grin.“Liz might have to take her back to Tennessee,” Sarah said. “Irish twins!”I had no idea what that meant.“I went to the doctor yesterday,” Sarah said. “I’m 12 weeks along.”“Keep going,” Sarah. "What you lookin at?" She said as she sat down next to me, seeing the picture of her in a wetsuit she looked me in the eye, without a beat saying "you like waterspouts then?" I opened my mouth to speak, but just laughed. "You certainly have a way with words Annie. Come this way" I led her down a path into a secluded woodland, trees and bushes all around. "So this is your plan then, into the bushes like a couple of filthy perverts and then have your way with me?" She smiled, eyebrow cocked. I.