But what did I know? Maybe they did.Don't worry -- I didn't mention, at any point, my "gay" theory to Tess. I knew she'd have just busted out laughing...I asked Kimmy about it, in private... Not about the gay thing -- but about her feelings, regarding Roy. She was plain-spoken. Kimmy never played games: "Yeah, I thought maybe he was interested, last year," she admitted. "But it just didn't happen. Something was missing, I guess. Roy's a nice guy. I might have been... I might have responded to. I told her I’d be glad and that I’d see her Friday around seven. Friday came and I was looking forward to my mom’s cooking it is truly great tonight she planned a roast with all the goodies. I left work and arrived at my Mother’s home since we are so close I just used my key and let myself in. I called out to let her know I was in getting no response I was concerned since her car was in the driveway. I started looking around for her and when I got into the spare room I was shocked at. I grabbed them and went to the end of the aisle and tried them on real fast, snug but they worked. I went to the counter to pay and when the lady saw what I was buying she just grinned at me and rang me up. As I was walking out I could here her and another lady giggling at me. I got in my car and drove to another parking lot to examine my purchase closer. I took out all my stuff and laid it out on the seat next to me so I could see it all. I took out the stockings and rubbed one on my leg.. By now I was thoroughly intrigued, and getting up, I moved over. It was a person! A closer scrutiny revealed it to be a woman, well dressed but lying face down in the dirt. For a moment even my inebriated mind registered fear, but then only for a moment. I flipped the torso, and found myself staring at the witch.A muddy witch to be honest. Her face was caked in mud, with the crevices of her eyes and lips filled with it. Her dress was a mess, her hair resembling that of a real witch. I checked.